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THE TWELVE CATS OF CHRISTMAS

THE TWELVE CATS OF CHRISTMAS

On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
An old cat, stuck in a tree.

On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two Squeaky Simons
And an old cat, stuck in a tree.

On the Third Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three pregnant kittens
Two Squeaky Simons
And an old cat, stuck in a tree.

On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four bouts of ringworm
Three pregnant kittens
Two Squeaky Simons
And an old cat, stuck in a tree.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five O-range toms!
Four bouts of ringworm
Three pregnant kittens
Two Squeaky Simons
And an old cat, stuck in a tree.

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six golden showers
Five O-range toms!
Four bouts of ringworm
Three pregnant kittens
Two Squeaky Simons
And an old cat, stuck in a tree.

On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven cats a - mating
Six golden showers
Five O-range toms!
Four bouts of ringworm
Three pregnant kittens
Two Squeaky Simons
And an old cat, stuck in a tree.

On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight cats with hairballs
Seven cats a - mating
Six golden showers
Five O-range toms!
Four bouts of ringworm
Three pregnant kittens
Two Squeaky Simons
And an old cat, stuck in a tree.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine cats a - spitting
Eight cats with hairballs
Seven cats a -mating
Six golden showers
Five O-range toms!
Four bouts of ringworm
Three pregnant kittens
Two Squeaky Simons
And an old cat, stuck in a tree.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten bladders stoney
Nine cats a - spitting
Eight cats with hairballs
Seven cats a mating
Six golden showers
Five O-range toms!
Four bouts of ringworm
Three pregnant kittens
Two Squeaky Simons
And an old cat, stuck in a tree.

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven nursing kittens
Ten bladders stoney
Nine Cats a - spitting
Eight cats with hairballs
Seven cats a - mating
Six golden showers
Five O-range toms!
Four bouts of ringworm
Three pregnant kittens
Two Squeaky Simons
And an old cat, stuck in a tree.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve cats with fle - as
Eleven nursing kittens
Ten bladders stoney
Nine cats a - spitting
Eight cats with hairballs
Seven cats a - mating
Six golden showers
Five O-range toms!
Four bouts of ringworm
Three pregnant kittens
Two Squeaky Simons
And an old cat, stuck in a tree.

Fleas Navidogs, everyone!
From Pascha, Zak, and Squeaky Simon

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