Run, rabbit, run

Calgary Herald
Thursday, October 18, 2007

Those little rabbits running wild in Valley Ridge should go hopping down the bunny trail -- straight to the Mustard Seed or other local soup kitchens.

Folks from Pound Rescue are trapping hundreds of domestic rabbits, thoughtlessly turned loose by their owners, and plan to send them to live in a sanctuary near Kelowna. It may come as a surprise to learn that rabbits need a sanctuary, as their legendary reproductive powers mean they'll never find their way onto the endangered species list. There's a better solution for these wascally wabbits, apart from leaving them for the coyotes to prey upon.

They can take a one-way hop to the butcher shop, and be turned into delicious rabbit stew for the homeless and hungry folks of Calgary.