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Request Verification Memo from AAS

Request Verification Memo from AAS to ______________.

Please circle the words that apply and/or fill in the blanks.

We have received your request to rescue/adopt/buy/re-home your dog/cat/rabbit/______.

We understand that the dog/cat/rabbit is ____years old and has been with you for _______years.

The reason you want us to rescue/adopt/buy/re-home is: (Please check all that apply)

1. I am fed up with the dog/cat/rabbit/________
2. It is no longer cute
3. I am moving and like the new place that doesn’t take animals better than the one that does
4. I am getting married
5. I am getting divorced
6. I have a new boyfriend
7. I have a new girlfriend
8. I have neglected the dog/cat/rabbit so much that it is sick/mangy/bad tempered/poops inside/pees inside/ or____________
9. I have replaced the dog/cat/rabbit /_____with a child
10. It eats to much
11. It costs to much
12. I don’t have time between my yoga, my shopping, my parties, my job, my family, my___________
13. It smells
14. Other reasons, please list_____________________________________

I am asking AAS to rescue/adopt/buy/re-home my dog/cat/rabbit/______ because:

1. I feel guilty about having the dog/cat/rabbit _____ killed
2. I feel guilty about just letting it go on the side of the road
3. I don’t know anyone who would want the dog/cat/rabbit _____with all its problems
4. I want rid of the dog/cat/rabbit quickly and if AAS takes it then that works for me and I don’t have to feel guilty.
5. I think AAS has a lot more money and time than me so AAS can fix the dog/cat/rabbit/___.

Thank you for contacting AAS – it is clear that your dog/cat/rabbit would be much better off without you. Unfortunately, we do not have the resources to train you to be a better person and to support your dog/cat/rabbit/______ through rehabilitation. We suggest you step up to the plate, grow up, accept your responsibilities, admit that you have done your dog/cat/rabbit/______ a grave injustice, pray for forgiveness and IMMEDIATELY call this trainer _______ and this vet _________to help you get your dog/cat/rabbit/______ ready to re-home. When that is done give us a call, a donation of $10,000, sign an agreement that you will never own another animal, bird,______ and bring us your dog/cat/rabbit/______ with all toys, leashes, cages, food etc.

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