AAS'S MONSTER PRE-CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS SALE OF UNWANTED CATS AND DOGS
Easiest terms in town! No home checks! Pre-tested dogs! (* see fine print below.) You're on your own with the cats! EASY RETURN POLICY (the animal may be killed, but what the heck, easy come, easy go!) No Extra Charge For Dogs With Bad Ears and Cats With Upper Respiratory disease!
COMING! BOXING DAY BLOW-OUT OF "EASY-KEEPERS" LITTLE CAGED ANIMALS - RABBITS, GERBILS, HAMSTERS, GUINEA PIGS, RATS, BIRDS AND REPTILES (those that we don't accidentally let fall down drains)
Fine print - buyer beware!
* All dogs are pre-tested for aggression so don't blame us if it bites you.
* If you bring the dog back it "might" be killed.
* Some dogs may have rotten teeth and chronic skin conditions but don't expect us to pay your vet bills.
* Is the dog an untrained nightmare? Get your own trainer.
* Does the cat pee on the furniture? If you bring it back it "might" be killed.
* Work all day and don't want to come home to any accidents? No problem - keep the dog in your yard and if you enter AAS's Lucky Dog draw, you may win a lovely plastic igloo dog house where it will be happy and warm all day - or not.
