Yes indeed, what is wrong with buying a dog from the SPCA and leaving it in the back yard? Why should people who aren't home during the day miss out on the fun of having a dog greet them when they do show up?

As a matter of fact, why not just leave the dog outside all of the time? That hair is certainly a mess to clean up! And so what if nobody's home for a week during spring break? What's wrong with just leaving a big bowl of water and a bag of food under the back porch? Sure, the dog might get lonely, destructive, or aggressive, but get a grip, it's just a dog, and there are plenty more where it came from.

And just what does AAS have against people who kill dogs for a living anyway? Whistling and joking while dragging dogs to the killing room just lightens the place up a bit. What's wrong with having a little fun at work? Look, it's not as though there's a dog shortage and each life is precious or anything.

Here's the deal AAS, just stop complaining, OK? Why go on and on about reducing breeding when it's pretty obvious that things are just fine the way they are.

The more dogs the better. Paychecks depend on it.