Here's a tip for all the local cat rescues: nothing moves product like a good sob story. If those pesky local cats aren't bringing in enough media attention and donations, just pick a disaster and start importing fairy tale felines. Can't bring in enough to go around? No worries, a waiting list greatly increases the cachet of these special kitties. The media will love you, you'll increase your share of the donation dollars available, and a few of your commonplace cats may even get a small share of the limelight. Don't worry about taking opportunities away from other local cats, it's YOUR cats that matter!

The only problem is that the public is fickle, and you'll soon need a new flavor-of-the-month to keep their interest. Luckily, refugees from Rita are right around the corner.