I can't say I've been there after reading your post but close enough that you got a few good gufffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwsssssss out of me! You get an A++++++ for hilarious! Just one comment - the part where you mention wondering why you're not married - don't give it another thought. Being a "rescuer" is much more fun! Thanks for sharing your week.