Dear Mya,

Being married only makes it all MORE complicated!

You have to get rid of the "evidence" quickly, before dear husband sees it, and the, "that's it, I have had enough of this", argument begins!

So you get up an hour early, slipping and sliding through the "evidence". Use up 4 rolls of paper towel and 6 plastic bags. Stuff them deep...deeeeep.. into the garbage can so that you and foster animals can look innocent when hubby gets up for coffee. IF foster dog does not vomit that special "doggie green" slime onto his shoes in greeting. Mine usually wait till we have guests (read:dog hating mother-in-law), then gag and choke under the dinner table, bringing up grass-tinged slime onto child's shoe. Child screams, runs around in circles, spreading slime evenly over floor while dogs bark and jump, enjoying the new game. Well, you get the picture...Love you Mya!