To whom do I apply? I would really like the extra money and this sounds fantastically easy. I could probably drive to Langley once a week to check the traps (I live in Burnaby). Do I have to dispose of the "carcasses" myself?

After thinking about it awhile, perhaps I could just grab them and skin them alive. I don't think that they would live very long without their skin.

Beavers deserve this kind of treatment because they have the audacity to build their dams in places where they could endanger traffic. And if they were relocated, they might fight with other beavers. I bet that never happens in the wild.

I do, however, suffer from a malady that may disqualify me from being hired for this tremendously easy and gainful employment. I have been infected, and still suffer from, a bad case of unmitigated compassion.