Hey....there's poop on my driveway, the water bowl has dirt in it and the dog's food dishes are empty...GROUNDS TO SEIZE!!

Hey...it gets worse! One of my dogs has dirty ears and I haven't cleaned them this week yet!

Send in the Animal Cops, cameras whirling, paid vet in tow. One of the dogs hasn't had his nails clipped today! Send out a press release!

Can I choose the vet and the cop? I want the two blonds!