I have phychic abilities with animals too:) I have been telepathically in touch with Ruby the missing dog, and she told me that she is in fact NOT missing but has run away from the idiots that were taking care of her!!! :(

I have also been in touch with your dogs. Dan said that he 'talks' a lot because he is trying to tell you to get all the damn dogs out of his house. :(

Stella is saying that if you wouldn't leave the food so high up on the counter she wouldn't have to climb to get it. She also says that the food you give her tastes like shit, and that is why she is eating shit outside because what's the difference? :)

Zippy is saying if you call her homely again, she is going to eat you while you sleep!!!!

If you have any more questions about your dogs, I charge $200 per minute because I AM A REAL PSYCHIC and proved it by knowing what your dogs are thinking WITHOUT ANY HINTS FROM YOU!!!! AND BECAUSE I USE A LOT OF EXLAMATION MARKS AND THOSE HAPPY/SAD THINGS!!