Dear Zippy,
I urge you to change your mind and continue with the law suit, because this Judith woman must be stopped in her constant defamation of everyone.

When I came to your house Zippy and I looked into your beautiful, warm, loving brown eyes, when I ran my fingers through your salt and pepper, smooth shiny coat, when I put my finger in your clean ears to give you a scratch, I fell in love with you.

I kept my feelings for you a secret, until our second meeting. You ran to meet me at the door and I said "Hello my beauty." That's when it happened. The Judith woman to the door, looking like a bag lady who had spent the night in a dumpster, a cup of tea clutched in her nerveless fingers, and she mocked me. "How can you think she is beautiful? Are you serious?"

Zippy, I have figured it out, she is jealous of you. Your good looks come naturally to you and she has to work for hers. All you do is roll in some stinky stuff in the back yard, a few licks here and there, a quick shake, and you are beautiful.

So Zippy my beauty, I want to join forces with you and we will both sue the Judith woman. Don't worry that she is not feeding you, I will meet you outside your back gate at 9 pm with a big juicy steak. Hang in there my beauty.