Dear Zippy,
I too, urge you to reconsider your lawsuit.
This Judith woman must be made to stop her defamation of you!
She cannot refuse you your dinner until you apologize! I hope you are holding out, and waiting for Linda, who will surely feed you in the morning.
I have put a care package in the mail to you today.
You are one of the most beautiful little black dogs I have ever seen, and although there is no room in my house, there is a spot in my heart for you.